Porntarded

Nov 10

This explains sports bras.
scrotumcoat:

run away jiggity

This explains sports bras.

scrotumcoat:

run away jiggity

One of the many penises you may meet on chatroulette has a tumblr now. Follow him for screen pics of his awkward and short chats asking women to “show boobs”… or follow him just to see how he draw a little face and arms on his cock in every picture.
Either way, it’s time well spent.
billydevil:

Hi tumblr, i’m Billy Devil. =)
I’m a penis that troll people on chatroulettes and shit.
Follow me =)

One of the many penises you may meet on chatroulette has a tumblr now. Follow him for screen pics of his awkward and short chats asking women to “show boobs”… or follow him just to see how he draw a little face and arms on his cock in every picture.

Either way, it’s time well spent.

billydevil:

Hi tumblr, i’m Billy Devil. =)

I’m a penis that troll people on chatroulettes and shit.

Follow me =)

9gag:

Things Are Doing It: Dora FAIL

9gag:

Things Are Doing It: Dora FAIL

Nov 05

Finally.
Hoff spunk is the nectar of the gods. Cleansing, moisturizing, and delicately scented of honeysuckle and Aqua Net.
This device needs a warning to keep people from trying to swallow the soap.

Finally.

Hoff spunk is the nectar of the gods. Cleansing, moisturizing, and delicately scented of honeysuckle and Aqua Net.

This device needs a warning to keep people from trying to swallow the soap.

“squeeze to boob to release the gel”
So… can you put other stuff in these? Like condiments in your kitchen? This seems like the kind of thing you put on the patio for bbq time full of ketchup and mustard.

“squeeze to boob to release the gel”

So… can you put other stuff in these? Like condiments in your kitchen? This seems like the kind of thing you put on the patio for bbq time full of ketchup and mustard.

Jul 25

Elephants screwing around all time at work. This is why we invented cars.
9gag:

Oh,  fxxk

Elephants screwing around all time at work. This is why we invented cars.

9gag:

Oh, fxxk