Mr. Pink is a very serious fellow I created to warn people visiting my adult sites that they are, in fact, looking at adult sites. Without Mr. Pink, I feared that the obvious site of naked people fucking would not be a big enough warning for the kind of dumbasses who go to porn sites and then complain that there is porn.
It was hard deciding what character features a toon dick would have. Eyes were really creepy and arms just looked fucked up. I didn’t want anything to impair his ability to still be a dick, you know? When he’s not warning people about adult content, he needs to stil dick around and most limbs just get in the way. Though I did consider giving Mr. Pink his own genitals. That turned out even creepier than the cartoon eyes.
So he ended up wearing nothing but a stupid smile. From the RL dicks I’ve known, this really felt accurate to the spirit of dickery. Wonder how a professional cartoonist would have handled it? A hat? A porn stache? I admit he doesn’t have much flair. But I liked that he could be anybody’s dick, a cock for all seasons, you know? Literally. I’m going to put little holiday costumes on him, like for Christmas and Easter.
Do you think Mr. Pink captures the spirit of dickness?
