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I also heard that if you douche with warm Coke, play “Hotel California” backwards, then bathe in or near a gypsy’s motor home, the next leprechaun you meet has to show you his vestigial third nipple and treat you to a delicious Neiman-Marcus cookie.
This is all true. It happened to my aunt’s friend.
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