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scrotumcoat: those arent reusable

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 10:25:13 -0600

scrotumcoat:

those arent reusable

as that guy from Creed would say “iz good to be the lazy...

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 10:21:33 -0600

as that guy from Creed would say “iz good to be the lazy ass king”

scrotumcoat:

i get by with a little help from my friends.

what a crock of shit. Girls go dickcrazy for video games too....

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 10:19:26 -0600

what a crock of shit. Girls go dickcrazy for video games too. Get with the times motherfuckers!

scrotumcoat:

cocks

scrotumcoat: NEVER FORGET

Sat, 20 Nov 2010 05:51:17 -0600

scrotumcoat:

NEVER FORGET

Philosoraptor ponders geotargeted porn ads. 9gag: Horny...

Sat, 20 Nov 2010 05:30:23 -0600

Philosoraptor ponders geotargeted porn ads.

9gag:

Horny signals are in my area?

Ball sucking ass monsters make great gifs. scrotumcoat: ill...

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 20:18:33 -0600

Ball sucking ass monsters make great gifs.

scrotumcoat:

ill reblog this every time i see it.

pretzel nipples scare the jeebus outta me scrotumcoat: square...

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 00:48:36 -0600

pretzel nipples scare the jeebus outta me

scrotumcoat:

square knot

You spin me right round baby, right round. scrotumcoat: dick...

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 23:50:36 -0600

You spin me right round baby, right round.

scrotumcoat:

dick stir

scrotumcoat: rocket boosters

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 23:49:20 -0600

scrotumcoat:

rocket boosters

theduty: carrot bukkake. aka: another friday night.

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 02:44:18 -0600

theduty:

carrot bukkake.

aka: another friday night.

I’m most disturbed by the shoes. Totally gross santa elf...

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 20:34:56 -0600

I’m most disturbed by the shoes. Totally gross santa elf style.

scrotumcoat:

jasmine never looked so good

This gives the laday a nice view of hairy man ass. Hence, it has...

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 15:41:25 -0600

This gives the laday a nice view of hairy man ass.

Hence, it has never been, and never will be, popular (see the girl above screaming in terror and desperately trying to shut his ass cheeks… yeah, don’t do that to your laday).

scrotumcoat:

ive seen a lot of porn in my life but ive never seen this position.

This explains sports bras. scrotumcoat: run away jiggity

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 15:31:15 -0600

This explains sports bras.

scrotumcoat:

run away jiggity

One of the many penises you may meet on chatroulette has a...

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 15:29:05 -0600

One of the many penises you may meet on chatroulette has a tumblr now. Follow him for screen pics of his awkward and short chats asking women to “show boobs”… or follow him just to see how he draw a little face and arms on his cock in every picture.

Either way, it’s time well spent.

billydevil:

Hi tumblr, i’m Billy Devil. =)

I’m a penis that troll people on chatroulettes and shit.

Follow me =)

9gag: Things Are Doing It: Dora FAIL

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 14:29:50 -0600

9gag:

Things Are Doing It: Dora FAIL

Finally. Hoff spunk is the nectar of the gods. Cleansing,...

Fri, 05 Nov 2010 08:04:30 -0500

Finally.

Hoff spunk is the nectar of the gods. Cleansing, moisturizing, and delicately scented of honeysuckle and Aqua Net.

This device needs a warning to keep people from trying to swallow the soap.

“squeeze to boob to release the gel” So… can...

Fri, 05 Nov 2010 06:25:40 -0500

“squeeze to boob to release the gel”

So… can you put other stuff in these? Like condiments in your kitchen? This seems like the kind of thing you put on the patio for bbq time full of ketchup and mustard.

Elephants screwing around all time at work. This is why we...

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 12:59:11 -0500

Elephants screwing around all time at work. This is why we invented cars.

9gag:

Oh, fxxk

9gag: Human Centipede Cosplay

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 12:56:03 -0500

9gag:

Human Centipede Cosplay

Sad. 9gag: Man’s dream towel

Fri, 02 Apr 2010 23:13:43 -0500

Sad.

9gag:

Man’s dream towel